1. Paris is beautiful.
I mean that one was obvious, no surprise here.
2. If you want to do anything official in France (open a bank account, set up a SIM card), you’ll need a lot of paperwork.
Passports, attestation d’assurance, student cards, EHIC cards etc. - you need all of it or you’ll get a blank stare from a French employee.
3. Woody Allen was wrong -
Paris is not more beautiful when it rains.
4. The Euro is absolutely not worth the same amount as the Pound.
When you go shopping you don’t need to drop your jaw because you spent 20 euros in Monoprix on what seemed like a small shop - that’s actually less than £15.
5. French water is not pleasant to drink.
It’s clean, and safe to drink, it’s just not nice to drink.
6. This is not like England - everywhere is closed on a Sunday.
Some sparse grocery stores are open, and businesses in massively touristy areas are open, but your local supermarket might be closed.
7. There is an air raid siren that goes off every 1st Wednesday of the month in Paris.
It’s a WW2 air raid siren that they have maintained in the event of nuclear war. Unsettling if you don’t know what it is! (Yes, I did learn the hard way)
8. French Universities are on the same organisational level as Ron Swanson -
0/10. They will schedule an “orientation” talk. They will give you no information. You will have to stand outside of an office for three weeks before you know where you are meant to be.
9. A) There is a lot of pressure on year abroad to make loads of new friends
and socialize all day every day, but if you need some alone time to recharge, don’t beat yourself up about it. Watch some Netflix. Go for a walk. Whatever.
B) But it is pretty nice to make a couple of friends
who you can talk to if you need to. Being alone in a new country is some scary shit, it’s nice to have people there for you if you need them.
10. The Eiffel Tower is just scaffolding.
This is a confirmed fact. There are a lot of prettier things in Paris.